OMG! S3x Toy Implodes on Woman’s Vagina

A Nigerian woman and feminist who identifies herself as Webdesignher on Twitter has lamented on how a sex toy almost killed her and imploded while she was having fun.

She stated this on her Twitter page narrating what led her to using her sex toy but almost killed herself while using it.

She further narrated that she found out that the problem wasn’t the toy but the battery.

She say, “So my vagina almost caught fire today. Home alone so i decided to use my vib on the highest and most violent setting for the first time. I never crank it high cos
1. Its super loud
2. It vibrates so hard that in the event that it doesn’t rip my clit to shreds, I’m unable to hold on to it when things get slippery.”

“Today i was like fuck it, lets see the worst that can happen. If we die, we die noni. I was enjoying myself then i started feeling heat on my fingers but i was like “nah its the friction from the vibration..” then i started smelling a combination of burning tyre and u know how ..(contd.) how on sallah day when they are burning the hair off the ram? Yes that was my coochie hair being singed. The vibrator imploded, started melting from the inside and tried to barbeque my hooha. I flung it and ran to the bathroom to tamba.”

“Aliexpress eshay oh. Made in China. My biggest fear is dying from a sex related accident or having a sex toy stuck in me which is why i dont trust dildos. Today my life flashed before my eyes. Imagine them finding my dead body with a barbecued vagina. I’ve learned to appreciate my own fingers.”

This is highly hilarious.